Southgate (euro '96) Lyrics - The Business

Gareth Southgate stood on the spot 

Couldn't believe the chance he got 

He'd be a hero with one toe punt 

But sent it at the keeper oh what a cunt 

SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME 

SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME 

SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME - OH NO HE'S MISSED THE BUS 

Should he hit to the left 

Should he hit to the right 

Don't really matter coz he was shite 

That's the way our luck goes 

Couldn't see the ball coz of the size of his nose 

If I score this it'll be a killer 

Coz they won't let me at Aston Villa 

Didn't take a run up for the kick 

Even me mum thinks I'm a prick 

DANCE NOW WHATEVER YOU WILL BE 

BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY 

SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN 

WHEREVER WE MAY BE 

COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENAL