Shoplifting At Macy's Lyrics - The Briefs

These are thee things that belong to me 

Nothing thats worth five dollars you see 

I needed something of value 

I needed money for drugs and food 

I got caught shop lifting at macys 

I got caught shop lifting at macys 

Oh no 

Hand on my shoulder a voice says son 

I tried to run 'cause i never learn 

There go my plans for the afternoon 

Im in a chair in the managers room 

I got caught shop lifting at macys 

They say this won't change ....for free 

Oh no 

They say son your quite moronic 

Why dont you try something honesty 

I said that i'd do my best 

If they would not make an arrest 

Oh Well Oh Well Oh Well ohh oh oh 

But this is not the first time oh no 

theyve got my records from other stores 

I will be ...........individual 

And it is off to the clink i go