Sex Objects Lyrics - The Briefs

I was alone and I was so confused 

But then I found a thing that I could really use 

She was only 1995, so I blew her up 

And watched her come alive 

In the back of magazines 

They hide behind the core tines 

Every color, every shape and every size 

Delivered just in time, do you make a guarantee? 

Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects 

They're for pretend 

It couldn't be any better than this 

The plastic's smooth so I can kiss 

Everyday is just like the first 

I hope I love her, she never frowns 

It's an easy thing to do 

Remember just the thought you knew 

You know, you rarely share these things 

Love's funny with what it brings 

Sometimes either way she's all mine 

Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects 

They're for pretend 

Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects 

They're for pretend, oh yeah 

They tell me that it's wrong 

But I knew that all along 

And yes, it may be strange 

But that don't change the fact 

I'm in love with plastic sex 

It's an easy thing to do 

Remember just the thought you knew 

You see, you rarely share these things 

Love's funny with what it brings 

Sometimes either way she's all mine 

Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects 

They're for pretend 

Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects 

They're for pretend 

Sex objects 

Treats me so nice 

Sex objects 

All day, all night 

Sex objects 

Synthetic skin, I fit right in