Normal Jerks Lyrics - The Briefs

Normal people do what they want to 

Normal people do what they like 

They go out shopping and they go to fix their hair 

When I walk by them, oh yeah, they just stop and stare 

I say so what, I don't care what you do 

At least I'll never, ever be 

A normal jerk like you 

On Christmas Eve they count their blessings 

When Easter comes they hunt for eggs 

On summer days they like to wash and wax the car 

On Super Sundays they go drinking at sports bars 

I say so what, I don't care what you do 

At least I'll never, ever be 

A normal jerk like you 

Normal people dump dirty dishes 

They always like to keep it clean 

They don't make trouble cause they follow all the rules 

They solve world issues while they lay out by the pool 

I say so what, I don't care what you do 

At least I'll never, ever be 

A normal jerk like you 

I say so what (we say so what) 

I don't care what you do (we don't care what you do) 

At least I know I'll never, ever be 

A normal jerk like you 

I hate, I hate, those normal jerks like you