I'm Watchin' The Game Lyrics - The Boxmasters - The Boxmasters

Stop telling me stuff 

Quit asking me shit 

Can't you see 

I'm watchin' the game 

I've had about enough 

I'm goin to pitch a fit 

If the Cardinals lose 

You'll be the one to blame 

Stop rubbing my chest 

Stay off of my chair 

For pete's sake, 

It's only for two hours 

The damn game's a mess 

And this ump ain't fair 

Why don't you go out, 

And pick some flowers 

You know how I hate those fucking cubs 

I've told you at least a thousand times 

Right now, I can't give you no damn back rub 

With two out and two on in the ninth 

Later on you can drive me insane 

But right now, I'm watchin' the game 

Stop telling me stuff 

Quit asking me shit 

Can't you see 

I'm watchin' the game 

I've had enough 

I'm goin' to pitch a fit 

If the Cards lose, 

Then you'll be the one to blame 

If we lose, this house will be a dark place 

For at least a week or ten days 

Right now, my minds is just on third base 

And that bastard that was traded from the A's 

Later on, you can drive me insane 

But right now, I'm watchin' the game 

Right now 

I'm watchin' the damn game 

(Hey baby, would you mind goin' and gettin' me some chili cheese Fritos, and a coca cola?... I love you too, honey.)