Weapons Of Bass Destruction Lyrics - Singles - The Bone Collector

I'm on a first name basis at the tackle shop, 

Got a charge account running up non-stop 

They ought to give me my own parking spot 

I can't fit another plug in my tackle box 

It's always under construction 

For all my weapons of bass destruction 

I got buzz baits, zara spooks, pumpkin seed zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs, I got a 7 foot flipping stick and all the soft plastics 

To hook one on a texas rig 

My Wife stays on me and the banker just told me 

That he's working on a tax deduction 

For all the money I'm dropping 

On my weapons of bass destruction 

Hank Parker's got a wire tap on my phone 

Bill Dance won't leave me the hell alone 

Outdoor Channel wants to do a show 

They wanna film me jaw jerkin down on Okeechobee 

They better come with some high def production 

Cause I got weapons of bass destruction 

I got jitterbugs and hulapoppers, crank baits and wood choppers, devil horses and broke backs, grass frogs aand chug bugs, straining on my cow cut? offset shank mustads, 

I got a 250 Johnson, and a Redman sponsor, 

And a Ranger in custom production to haul around me and my buddies 

And my weapons of bass destruction