Lazy Man Lyrics - The Blue Dogs

It's not that I don't love you, you know how much I do 

It's not that I'm afraid at all, or that I'm feeling blue 

I'm not angry I'm not sick, there's nothing wrong me 

You must understand my love I'm lazy, lazy as can be 

I'm a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can 

Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery 

Waking up and working are two kinds of hell 

Loafing is a sacred vow 

If you're watching you might be able to tell, I'm rolling over now 

Go ahead, take a walk if you like 

Play some tennis, water plants, ride your bike 

I'll be here inanimate, idle, pardon me if I appear suicidal 

Oh I lay my head on a hard loaf of bread wake me when the meal is through 

Breakfast in bed would be better instead, if I only didn't have to chew 

I'm a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can 

Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery 

Waking up and working are two kinds of hell 

Loafing is a sacred vow 

If you're watching you might be able to tell, I'm rolling over now