If I Had A Boat Lyrics - The Blue Dogs

And if I had a boat 

I'd go out on the ocean 

And if I had a pony 

I'd ride him on my boat 

And we could all together 

go out on the ocean 

I said me upon my pony on my boat 

And if I were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single, 

I Couldn't bring myself to marryin' no Dale, 

Well it'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through them movies, 

And We'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail. 

Chorus 

Now the mystery masked man was smarter, he got himself a Tonto 

'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free 

but Tonto he was smarter, and one day said Kemosabe, 

"Well kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea" 

Chorus 

And if I were like lightning, I wouldn't need no sneakers, 

Well I'd come and go whenever I would please, 

And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree, and I'd scare 'em by the light post, 

But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea. 

Chorus 

Me upon my pony on my boat