Creatures In My House Lyrics - The Blue Dogs

Well, I've got creatures, living in my house y'all 

Very messy, yeah they're getting me down 

A salamander nibbling at the food on my plate 

And his friend Mr. lizard, 

Talks about the folks he don't appreciate 

Well there's the crickets 

Coming out at night and messing with my stereo 

They's a monkey prowlin' around my cookie looking for a Oreo 

Who's that sittin' on my back porch drinking a Michelob 

Yes a striped coon sitting in my closet chewing on my bathrobe 

Well, I've got creatures, living in my house y'all 

I don't despise them, but I'm just tired of it all 

Hippopotamus just sitting in the bathtub reading my books 

And a walrus in the stairway, is always giving me, the funniest looks 

I got spiders in my nose 

I got gators hanging and biting on my toes 

The exterminator man he got so scared that he froze 

For all i been down ain't the same road i chose 

I got creatures in my house 

But that's all right 

They all right