Marilyn Monroe (2) Lyrics - The Blood Brothers

MRS JOHNSTONE 

THE HOUSE WE GOT WAS LOVELY, 

THE NEIGHBOURS ARE A TREAT, 

THEY SOMETIMES FIGHT ON SATURDAY NIGHT, 

BUT NEVER IN THE WEEK 

NEIGHBOURS 

WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS THEN. 

TIME I GOT SHOT OF YOU, RAT BAG! "OW!" 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

SINCE I PAY ME BILLS ON TIME, 

THE MILKMAN INSISTS I CALL HIM JOE. 

MILKMAN 

CALL ME JOE 

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MRS JOHNSTONE 

HE BRINGS ME BREAD AND EGGS, 

SAYS I'VE GOT LEGS 

LIKE MARILYN MONROE 

SOMETIMES HE TAKES ME DANCING 

EVEN TAKES ME DANCING 

I KNOW OUR SAMMY BURNT THE SCHOOL DOWN 

BUT IT'S VERY EASILY DONE. 

IF THE TEACHER LETS THE SILLY GETS 

PLAY WITH MAGNESIUM. 

THANK GOD HE ONLY GOT PROBATION 

THE JUDGE WAS OLD AND SLOW 

THOUGH IT WAS KIND OF HIM, 

SAID I REMINDED HIM OF MARILYN MONROE 

JUDGE 

AND COULD I TAKE YOU DANCING? 

I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU DANCING YOUNG LADY 

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MRS JOHNSTONE 

OUR MICKEY'S JUST TURNED FOURTEEN 

Y' KNOW HE'S AT THAT AGE 

WHEN YOU MENTION GIRLS, OR COURTING, 

HE FLIES INTO A RAGE 

MICKEY 

SHUT UP TALKING ABOUT ME, MOTHER. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

HE'S GOT A THING FOR TAKING BLACKHEADS OUT, 

AND HE THINKS THAT I DON'T KNOW, 

THAT HE DREAMS ALL NIGHT OF GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE MARILYN MONROE 

HE'S EVEN STARTED DANCING, SECRET DANCING 

AND AS FOR THE REST, THEY'VE FLOWN THE NEST 

GOT MARRIED OR MOVED AWAY 

OUR DONNA MARIE'S ALREADY GOT THREE 

DONNA MARIE 

HELLO MAM. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

SHE' A BIT LIKE ME. 

AND THAT OTHER CHILD OF MINE, 

I HAVEN'T SEEN FOR YEARS, ALTHOUGH 

EACH DAY I PRAY HE'LL BE OK, 

UNLIKE POOR MARILYN MONROE