Marilyn Monroe Lyrics - The Blood Brothers

MRS JOHNSTONE 

ONCE I HAD A HUSBAND 

YOU KNOW THE SORT OF CHAP, 

I MET HIM AT A DANCE 

AND HOW HE CAME ON WITH THE CHAT 

TEDDY BOY 

Y' DANCIN'. I THINK YOU'RE A BLEEDIN' CRACKER. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

HE SAID MY EYES WERE DEEP BLUE POOLS 

MY SKIN AS SOFT AS SNOW 

TEDDY BOY 

LOVELY. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

HE TOLD ME I WAS SEXIER THAN MARILYN MONROE 

AND WE WENT DANCING 

WE WENT DANCING. 

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THEN, OF COURSE, I FOUND 

THAT I WAS SIX WEEKS OVERDUE. 

TEDDY BOY 

Y' WHAT !?? 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

WE GOT MARRIED AT THE REGISTRY 

AN' THEN WE HAD A "DO". 

GUESTS 

BRING ON THE BEVVIES. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

WE ALL HAD CURLY SALMON SANDWICHES 

AN' HOW THE ALE DID FLOW. 

GUESTS 

CHEERS. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

THEY SAID THE BRIDE WAS LOVELIER THAN MARILYN MONROE 

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GUESTS 

AND WE WENT DANCING, 

YES, WE WENT DANCING. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

THEN THE BABY CAME ALONG 

WE CALLED HIM 

TEDDY BOY 

DARREN WAYNE. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

THEN THREE MONTHS ON I FOUND THAT I WAS IN THE CLUB AGAIN. 

TEDDY BOY 

I MARRIED A BLEEDIN' RABBIT. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

AN' THOUGH I STILL FANCIED DANCING 

MY HUSBAND WOULDN'T GO. 

TEDDY BOY 

GET LOST WILL Y'. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

WITH A WIFE HE SAID WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF MARILYN MONROE 

NO MORE DANCING 

NO MORE DANCING. 

BY THE TIME I WAS TWENTY-FIVE 

I LOOKED LIKE FORTY-TWO. 

WITH SEVEN HUNGRY MOUTHS TO FEED 

AND ONE MORE NEARLY DUE 

ME HUSBAND, HE WALKED OUT ON ME 

A MONTH OR TWO AGO 

TEDDY BOY 

TA-RA. 

MRS JOHNSTONE 

FOR A GIRL THEY SAY WHO LOOKS A BIT LIKE MARILYN MONROE 

AND THEY GO DANCING 

THEY GO DANCING 

YES, THEY GO DANCING 

THEY GO DANCING.