None Of The Above Lyrics - The Bears

Full color cover shot 

Self magazine 

where the limos go 

people start to scream 

shiny women on a yacht 

these are things I ain't got 

None of the above 

Top ten well dressed men 

every hair in place 

author, skier, millionaire 

epitome of taste 

always willing, always hot, 

all these things I am not 

None of the above