You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man Lyrics - Singles - The Beards

You catch his eye 

From across the room, you catch his eye 

You think, "Oh my, 

He's got quite the beard, oh my" 

And now you wonder but you can't look away 

His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey 

And now you find yourself walking his way, hey, hey 

You should consider having sex with a bearded man! 

You're getting this feelings that you can't understand 

Sex with a bearded man! 

You think you can't but you can 

Don't try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight 

Don't be scared 

His beard is soft to the touch, don't be scared 

You get some hair 

In your mouth, when you kiss him, you get some hair 

You've never been with a man like him before 

But each time you looked at that beard, you wanted more 

And now he's asking you, "My place or yours?", good lord 

You are about to have sex with a bearded man! 

He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands 

Sex with a bearded man! 

This wasn't part of the plan 

Don't try to fight just get freaky with a beard tonight 

Ooooooooh, Ooooooooh 

And now you grab him by his facial hair 

He's got some food stuck in his beard, but you don't care 

You say, "Rub that beard on me, everywhere!" 

Now it appears you're having sex with a bearded man! 

His sweaty beard drips like a watering can 

Sex with a bearded man! 

Just take your life in your hands 

And ride that bearded man 

Sex with a bearded man 

Ooooooooh, sex with a bearded man, Ooooooooh 

And he'll leave you with a glint in your eye 

A bit of loose beard hair on your bedside 

And some pash-rash between your thighs, oh my 

Congratulations, you had sex with a bearded man