The Pez Song Lyrics - The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches

I've had a bad week, its a bad bad world. 

No friends, cash, success, still no girl. 

New life's what I think I need. 

Made a mistake that I can't change 

or fix it up. Life's bad and strange. 

I know just what I need. 

Cigarettes? No. Rot my teeth. Make my smile yellow and my breath reek. 

P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need. 

No alcohol. You'll make me fat. Make me sick I don't want that. 

P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need. 

Its cheap, tastes good and doesn't smell. 

With packs on ten, I share the wealth. 

I like my P-E-Z. 

Tons of flavors, every one kicks. 

Its just a piece of candy, but I'm addict. 

I like my P-E-Z. 

Coffee- Yeah, good but dumb with the diner's $2 minimum. 

P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need. 

Acid- No, not today. I got more than enough messin' my brain. 

P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need.