Pyramania Lyrics - The Alan Parsons Project

There are pyramids in my head 

Theres one underneath my bead 

And my ladys getting cranky 

Every possible location 

Has a simple explanation 

And it isnt hanky-panky 

I had read somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and your wine 

It said, that everything you grow in your garden would taste pretty fine 

Instead, all I ever get is a pain in the neck and a 

Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap 

Ive consulted all the sages 

I could find in the yellow pages 

But there arent many of them 

And the Mayan panoramas 

On my pyramid pajamas 

Havent helped my little problem 

Ive been told someone in the know can be sure that his luck is as 

Good as gold, money in the bank and you dont even pay for it 

If you fold, a dollar in the shape of the pyramid 

Thats printed on the back