Only When I'm Drunk Lyrics - Tha Alkaholiks

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone 

Conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone 

Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss 

Only when I'm drunk, I sing a song like this 

My grandma and your grandma, sittin' by the fire 

Hold on, turn that beat off 

Nah, keep it going 

Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known' 

I get drunk and start talking more shit 

And when I got a gun in my hand, you better get out 

'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be 

Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes 

I get uh, damn I'm drunk 

I need a chunk, no better yet 

A hunk of that funk 

I get uh, damn I'm drunk 

I need a chunk, no better yet 

A hunk of that funk 

Yeah, I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh 

I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes 

Crazy's comin' through you know we're gonna blow up 

Hold up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up 

False alarm, I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm 

When I get drunk, I might even call my daddy a punk 

Yeah, but only when I'm drunk 

Yeah, only when I'm drunk 

Only when I'm drunk 

Yeah, only when I'm drunk 

It happens only when I'm drunk 

It goes, one for the chronic, two for the amnesia 

I'm the crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer 

Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper 

That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker 

Sippin' colt forty fever, when I'm coolin' with my people 

Got ho's in East Columbus like I'm Billy D. Rico 

'Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte 

Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le 

All up in this bitch with the Gin and Tanqueray 

Drink like Mr.Wendall, smoke bud like Dr. Dre 

That's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit 

Goddamn, I gotta piss, I pass the mic to Mr. Shift 

I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me 

I'm trippin' it must be that brew that I was sippin' 

Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin 

'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin 

One too many, I reckon, feelin' I got to hurl any second 

Want to get up but can't move 

Feels like I'm stuck in a groove 

What the fuck was I trying to prove? 

I got a knack for downin' four-o's 

All the ho's know them doobie bros 

People call me Shift, I keep a fifth in my trunk 

I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk 

Yeah, only when I'm drunk 

Only when I'm drunk 

Yeah, only when I'm drunk 

It happens only when I'm drunk 

Yeah, one, two, one, two 

Only when I'm drunk 

One, two, one, two 

Only when I'm drunk 

One, two, one, two 

Only when I'm drunk 

One, two, one, two 

Only when I'm drunk