Funny Style Lyrics - Tha Alkaholiks

Yo, I'm from Killa Cali, I wrote this rhyme in an alley 

The tall can MC stepping fresh out the valley 

I'm hella fresh comin' straight through your chest 

I blow a hole in you soul, I'm constantly on a roll 

'Cuz in order to survive, you gots to have drive 

Like a rental but I'ma call you Ben 'cuz you gentle 

My crew's blowin' up like a Pinto 

Hip hop's gettin' rotten but we stay fresh like a Mento 

So put it in your mouth 

We gonna show you what this rap shit is really all about 

We gonna turn this bitch out like Goldie 

This cut will still bump when it's an oldie 

And if we still ain't sold platinum or gold 

That'll be the bigges lie you ever told me, hold me back 

Black, I snack on the wack and wash it down with a fifth of Yak 

It's like that and that's the way it is 

You can ask his to stay out my biz 

Girl, I'm off the hook, plug me into your adapter 

I'm sending wack rhymes to the rafters 

Turn up your skill factor, you bitin' rhymes like a Raptor 

You thought we was through but this is still the first chapter 

Before I go, can I get an, "Ooh, ooh!" 

It's J-Ro, baby, from the Likwit Crew 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Now watch me run a muck and gun 'em up with the shit 

Rebel rhymin' from Tha Liks, Alkaholistics all true with no tricks 

The infrared pointed at they lips 

And man they don't speak, they keep the conversation petite 

They shit is weak, I'm concrete like the beat 

Bust that ass, super nigga jeep class 

Me last in the game, no problem 

Sit and drink a fifth with my nigga James Robinson 

Check your alcoholic pulse while its throbbing 

The Likwit Squad, the entourage 

Get exquisite, get addicted, get Xzibit 

Fellas wanna test King Tipsy but its risky 

He probably slap a nigga in his mouth like a bitch. G 

So kick rocks and step back by the mile 

Them sober niggaz act funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

Funny style, funny style 

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