My Brother Lyrics - Terry Scott

Phaugh... There's something wrong round here, 

what is it 

Ohh! it's you 

COME HERE AND SIT DOWN, 

YOUR GONNA HAVE THE TRUTH 

TOLD ABOUT YOU AND PUT ON RECORD. 

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'ERE PLEASE DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE TO ME 

BECAUSE I'VE JUST HAD MY BREAKFAST... 

THANK-YOU 

Who put salt in the sugar bowl 

Who put fireworks in the coal 

Who put a real live toad in the hole 

MY BROTHER 

Who put jam in mothers shoe 

Who made real caterpillars stew 

Who locked Grandad in the loo 

MY BROTHER 

My brother said it wasn't he 

who put shampoo in Grandma's tea 

My brother said that it was me 

My brothers rotten 

Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall 

Who put soot in the baby's b### 

Who drew things on the garden wall 

MY BROTHER 

You autha see what he drew. 

auhh what a surprise 

nobody knew what it was realy 

but everybody had a good idea 

and he wrote slogans 

"Down with young mothers" that was one 

'cause he don't think our mum knows 

how to bring us up right 

I don't think so either 

you know 

every night when we're wide awake, 

she makes us go to bed, and 

every morning when we're fast asleep 

she makes us get up 

Whos pet mouse made autnie shreik 

Who ate glue and couldn't speak 

What clever dick was sick for a week 

MY BROTHER 

Who keeps maggots in a tin 

Plays the twist on his violin 

Whos been gettin' at the gin 

MY BROTHER 

He looks just like a chimney sweep 

but dirt they say is just skin deep 

I know he's good when he's asleep! 

but you don't know what he's dreamin' about (do ya) 

Who wouldn't mind if I ride his bike 

Who lets me shot his gun if I like 

Who says I'm best at Football, Ludo, Snakes & Ladders 

Hide & Seek, Chasin' each other up and down the garden 

pinchin' little girls up the high street 

Well he's gotta say I'm best 

'cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best 

at everything I'll bash him. HaHa 

MY LOVELY LOVELY BROTHER 

come on, come on mate, lets get out of here 

bofore you fall down the hole in the middle 

come on give us your hand' we're gonna wal... 

'ere what you had in your hand 

'ave ya 

Corrrrr!!!!! 

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