Pretend Best Friend Lyrics - Singles - Terrorvision

The odds have built up of the chance you're going down 

'Cos you're looking pretty guilty in the court of the crown 

And my friend's getting eager to complete this mission 

It's better all round just to sign the confession 

Doesn't matter if you're innocent or guilty as hell 

My friend's got a feeling that you're feeling unwell 

Who cares about the truth, the truth's there to bend 

Do as I say I'm your only friend 

The wicked step father that took a step farther 

Played the patron saint in his shining armour 

With his sword of power and shield to protect you 

Tongue hanging out 'cos he's going to get you 

You know I want to hug you, you know I want to kiss you 

I't's your dear old pop and you know I really miss you 

In the pantomime of life look out he's behind you 

Says no I'm just here to remind you 

Best friend I'm all that you've got 

Pretend best friend if you like it or not 

Pretend best friend so don't talk to them 

You've got to talk to me 'cos I'm your best friend 

Call yourself a friend 

That drives me round the bend 

You call me when you like 

And call me what you like 

Was it the father or the son or the holy ghost 

The butler in the kitchen or the gameshow host 

The policeman on the corner who'll show you the way 

The geezer with a beard comes on Xmas day 

Could be your mother or your father or your sister or your brother 

Doesn't matter who it is they'll say there ain't no other 

Might never see 'em or you meet them every day 

But who gives a damn when you hear them say 

*love, maya*