Dog Chewed The Handle Lyrics - Terrorvision

It was the seventh of december in the middle of the night 

The street was deserted except for smoke and moonlight 

The front of the papers read the latest scandal 

The people versus when the dog chewed the handle 

It's a strange kind of story as far as stories go 

It's the tale of a man and his trusty fido 

With police to the left of him on the right a dead vandal 

The only excuse was that the dog chewed the handle 

With the stick de la candle 

Or the study maybe strangled 

The professor with the pistol 

Oh no the dog chewed the handle 

He's got his integrity don't need no excuse 

You can't say different got to let him loose 

The guy shouldn't've been there but he chose to gamble 

Heads you win tails the dog chews the handle 

I suppose if I'd thought I shouldn't leave them together 

Grip made of bone and a holster that's leather 

Freak kind of accident that sets an example 

Dogs like bones that's why the dog chewed the handle 

With the stick de la candle 

Or the study maybe strangled 

The professor with the pistol 

Oh no the dog chewed the handle 

Oh look at it from my angle 

Oh just look at it 

With the stick de la candle 

Or the study maybe strangled 

The professor with the pistol 

Oh no the dog chewed the handle x2 

Oh look at it from my angle 

Oh just look at it