Spiderman Lyrics - Tenacious D

This is a song 

Spiderman, Spiderman 

Does whatever a spider can 

Is he strong? Listen bud 

He has the radioactive blood 

Hey there! There goes the Spiderman 

Ohhh! 

Is he strong? Listen bud 

He has the radioactive blood 

Can swing from a thread? 

Take a look overhead 

Hey there! There goes the Spiderman 

Ohhh! 

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David Dark comin at 'em 

He's got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves! 

Here comes Spidey 

He's not fucking really Spidey 

His moves didn't work because he's fucking Spidey! 

Spiderman doesn't look right 

He looks like cheap ass! 

Spidey wearing the nike shoes 

I can see in the fucking BVDs 

Outline... oh fuck Stay totally still! 

Stay totally still 

It's fucking sassafrassquatch! 

I've been searching for him for ten years 

And now's my chance to capture him 

I'm not moving on... fuck! 

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He's using the web! He's using the web! 

Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence! 

He's using the fucking Spidey 

Twa, it didn't hold 'em! 

It fucking holds almost everbody 

But it didn't work on Sass! 

He fucking used a Matrix move! 

He fucking used a Matrix move! 

Doosh! 

Ha! Wanna fucking bowl? 

What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us 

He's got the tranquilizer gun! 

David Dark's got the tranquil gun 

He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun 

But it didn't...(starts to laugh) 

Why's he have his cock out? That's not right! 

Here comes Sassafrass! He's fucking really pissed off 

Now what the fuck is happening tonight? 

It's looking like a fight! 

No! (starts to laugh a lot) 

You should've fucking known! 

Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass 

He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're fucking bummed 

What are you doing.no, no no 

Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus! 

He's sucking on his fucking chode! 

He's gonna shoot your fucking load 

If I know Sassafrass! He's gonna shoot the load 

Ahh! That's non-dairy creamer! 

What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears. 

That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum 

Sassafrass... he hasn't fucking done enough 

He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position 

I don't know what for! 

But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again) 

The ultimate bomb, ya'll. 

Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship 

He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump 

Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked! 

The old stick for the fucking Sassafrass trick 

Works every time. See if you can keep him alive 

That rips. Life is a great big hang up. 

Whenever there's a bang up! 

You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman! 

Taking a shit on David Dark!