One Note Song Lyrics - Tenacious D

(spoken) 

Kyle Gass: Jack. 

Jack Black: Yeah? 

KG: Do you think some people... do you think that there's some people that aren't really... that are actually robots, living among us? 

JB: No. 

KG: ...that we can't tell... 

JB: No, we dont have the technology yet. But Rage. Rage. Rage... 

KG: Yeah? 

JB: You know what I was thinking? Stop playing. I was thinking of a fucking brilliant song. 

KG: Yeah? 

JB: Check it out, just do what I do. 

KG: Ok. 

JB: Just play this note. And then we both keep playing... just keep both playing that note. Every once in a while bend it. And that's it... and just remember who wrote that song. Me baby, me. 

KG: Oh. 

JB: See, it's fucking simple. That's one song in the bank. Next song. 

KG: Is, uh? 

JB: Next song! 

KG: How can? But it's one note... 

JB: Next! 

KG: Anybody could have wrote it, anybody could have done that. Its one song, its one note. 

JB: But guess who did write it... ME! 

KG: Yeah but did you... did you write the, the listen... 

JB: Dude I did, I told you to do the bending every once in a while! 

KG: Oh yeah you did. 

JB: Woohoo, I win! 

KG: Shit. 

JB: I win. One to nothin'! 

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