F*ck Her Gently Lyrics - Singles - Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies 

But fellas listen closely 

You don't always have to fuck her hard 

In fact sometimes that's not right to do 

Sometimes you've got to make some love 

And fuckin' give her some smoochies too 

Sometimes you got to squeeze 

Sometimes you got to say "Please" 

Sometimes you got to say "Hey 

I'm gonna fuck you, softly 

I'm gonna screw you gently 

I'm gonna hump you, sweetly 

I'm gonna ball you discreetly" 

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers" 

And then you say "Wait a minute Sally" 

"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?" 

That's fuckin' team work! 

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What's your favorite posish? 

That's cool with me 

It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you 

What's your favorite dish? 

I'm not gonna cook it 

But I'll order it from Zanzibar! 

And then I'm gonna love you completely 

And then I fuckin fuck you discreetly 

And then I fuckin bone you completely 

But then I'm gonna fuck you hard, hard! 

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