Dear Penis Lyrics - Tenacious D

I don't think I like you anymore 

You used to watch me shave 

Now all you do is stare at the floor 

Ohh, dear penis 

I don't like you anymore 

It used to be you and me 

A paper towel and a dirty magazine 

That's all we needed to be getting by 

Now it seems things have changed 

And I think that you're the one to blame 

Dear penis 

I don't think I like you anymore 

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He sings: 

Dear Rodney 

I don't think I like you anymore 

'Cause when you get to drinking 

You put me in places I've never been before 

Dear Rodney 

I don't like you anymore 

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Why can't we just get a grip 

on our man to hand relationship 

Come to terms truly how we feel 

If we put out heads together 

We just stay home forever 

Dear penis I think I like you after all 

Oh and Rodney 

While you're shaving, shave my balls