Beelzeboss (the Final Showdown) Lyrics - Tenacious D The Pick Of Destiny - Tenacious D

I am complete! 

Fuck! 

Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck 

Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck 

This world will be mine and you're first in line 

You brought me the pick and now you shall both die! 

Wait! Wait! Wait! 

You motherfucker 

We challenge you to a rock off! 

Give us one chance to rock your socks off 

Fuck, fuck, fuck 

The demon code prevents me 

From declining a rock off challenge 

What are your terms? What's the catch? 

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If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell. 

And also you will have to pay our rent. 

And what if I win? 

Then you can take Kage back to hell... 

What? 

Trust me Kage, it's the only way 

What the fuck are you talking about? 

...to be your little bitch. 

Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! 

I'm the devil, I love metal! 

Check this riff, it's fucking tasty 

I'm the devil, I can do what I want 

Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt 

There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost 

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell 

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel 

I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel 

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No! 

Come on Kage, bring the thunder. 

There's just no way that we can win 

That was a masterpiece. 

Listen to me 

He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man 

Goddamn-it Kage 

He gonna make you his sex slave 

You're gonna gargle mayonnaise 

No 

Unless we bust a massive monster mamma jam. 

Dude 

We've been through so much shit 

Deactivated lasers with my dick 

Now it's time to blow this fucker down! 

Come on Kage, now it's time to blow doors down 

I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down 

Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown 

We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town 

Now we've got to blow this fucker down 

He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down 

Come on Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down 

Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown 

Hey anti-christ-a, Beelzeboss 

We know your weakness our rocket-sauce 

We rock the casbah, and blow your mind 

We will defeat you for all mankind 

You hold the scepter 

We hold the key 

You are the devil 

We are the D! 

You guys are fucking lame! 

Come on Kage, you're coming with me. 

Taste my lightning, fucker! 

No! 

Ow! Fuck! 

My fuckin' horn! 

Oh no! 

From whence you came you shall remain 

Until you are complete again 

No! 

Fuck you Kage and fuck you Jables! 

I'll get you Tenacious D!