She's Only The Grocer's Daughter Lyrics - How I Learned To Love The Bomb - Television Personalities

Well if she makes you sad and blue 

There's one thing that you can do 

Relax your mind and float downstream 

Pretend it's all a very bad dream 

She's a witch and she's absurd 

I'd like to give her what she really deserves 

I'd like to knock her greenhouse down 

And trample on her roses 

We don't love you anymore 

We don't want you like before 

We don't love you anymore 

So now you know the score 

Don't you let her get you down 

Oh no she's only the grocer's daughter 

Don't you let her get you down 

Oh no she's only a grocer's daughter 

She's a devil in disguise 

I'd like to poke her in the eyes 

All dressed in blue 

Blue hair blue shoes 

I'd like to paint her in the nude 

And I've heard it is her birthday soon 

Gonna buy her a ticket to the moon 

And a leather bound set of Mills and Boon 

We don't love you anymore 

We don't want you like before 

We don't love you anymore 

So now you know the score 

Don't you let her get you down 

Oh no she's only the grocer's daughter 

Don't you let her get you down 

Oh no she's only a grocer's daughter 

I think I ought to slap her face 

Well if she makes you sad and blue 

There's one thing that you can do 

Relax your mind and float downstream 

Pretend it's all a very bad dream 

Never buy a second hand car from a grocer's daughter 

Never buy a second hand car from a grocer's daughter 

I'd like to put her across my knee 

I think somebody ought to 

But she's only the grocer's daughter 

But she's only the grocer's daughter