Part One: Fulfilling The Contractual Obligations Lyrics - Privilege - Television Personalities

Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligations 

Poor people dancing in shopping centres 

Bargains galore on November and Sundays 

Raining cabbages and church-like sales 

Children with chainsaws and Catholic boutiques 

Homemade desires and vegetable antiques 

Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation 

Indian ice-cream parlour houses 

Melancholy pussycats playing with mouses 

Happy-go-lucky undertakers 

Tree-lined bungalows marzipan-flavoured 

Postmen toying with Lucozade fetishes 

Policewomen laughing at the unemployed 

Ecstasy houses for the hard of hearing 

Muslim vicars like to get the beers in 

Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation 

Lawnmowers dancing in a rude formation 

Animated talks with bilingual Alsatian 

Flying nuns shopping in DIY whorehouses 

Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation 

The grand old queen of York 

He had two hundred men 

His case comes up in court on Tuesday morning 

Ha! ha! ha! Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation