Friendship Lyrics - Ted Heath

If you're ever in a jam, here I am 

If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S 

If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail, I'm your bail. 

It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship. 

When other friendships have been forgot, 

Ours will still be hot. 

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle dig, dig, dig. 

If you're ever up a tree, phone to me. 

If you're ever down a well, ring my bell. 

If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine, borrow mine. 

It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship. 

When other friendships have been forgate, 

Ours will still be great. 

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck. 

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise. 

If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose. 

If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain. 

It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship. 

When other friendships have been forgit, 

Ours will still be it. 

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep.