The Sexorcist (infomercial) Lyrics - Tech N9ne

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Can I suck your tongue? 

I can hardly wait to taste you 

Can I suck your tongue? 

Please don't make me wait to recreate you 

Can I suck your tongue? 

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The sexorcism's done, baby, don't turn me away 

I want to taste your tongue, tongue, tongue 

Tongue, tongue, tongue 

Your tongue, tongue, tongue 

Tongue, tongue, tongue 

Come close to me, can I touch you there? 

You're right here where you're supposed to be 

And hopefully we can spend the night 

And give me what you owe to me 

Been eying you for quite a while and now I want some 

Go down on you but now I think it's time you owe me one 

Things we can do, baby, I know we'll have a lot of fun 

Now that we're close I wanna taste your tongue, tongue, tongue 

I'm here to get it up out, ya 

The Sexorcist, that bring that freak out when I mouth to mouth, ya 

And yes, it will arouse ya, I' feelin' a bit of nostalgia 

'Cause I'm thinkin' about about my past procedures 

In and up out of my trousers 

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Stick your tongue out 

(What?) 

Stick your tongue out 

I guarantee the minute you let me, baby girl, you'll be strung out 

I promise your panties, they'll need to be hung out 

But first before I begin this freak extraction technique spit your gum out 

And let me show you how I can do the cleezy 

It's so easy, how I get beezy's to appease me 

Throw in a ice breaker then let my eyes face her 

Then wrap my lips around her tongue and viola, I taste her 

On your ecstasy trip you wanna get next to these lips 

You wanna continue on, it's best to be stripped 

And don't you worry, I'm a master 

For this you won't need no pastor 

Before I begin there's somethin' I have to ask ya 

Can I Suck your tongue? 

I can hardly wait to taste you 

Can I suck Your tongue? 

Please don't make me wait to recreate you 

Can I suck your tongue? 

Let me be the one to please ya, I need your tongue 

The sexorcism's done, baby, don't turn me away 

I want to taste your tongue, tongue, tongue 

Tongue, tongue, tongue 

Your tongue, tongue, tongue 

Tongue, tongue, tongue 

The Sexorcist, satisfaction guaranteed 

Call now at 668-884-6993 for the freak extraction technique 

Freak extraction technique performed only be Sexorcist 

Do not try this at home or at least without the Sexorcist 

Extraction may result in salivating, throdden loins 

And uncontrollable urge to say the number nine 

And women attempting to go ass to mouth 

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