Slither Lyrics - Absolute Power - Tech N9ne

Intro 

It was a Friday night and me and my homeboys 

Decided to celebrate our departure from JCOR 

So you know us, we had to go to the strip clubs 

Everybody said they wanted to go to DJ's so we did. 

So we get up in DJ's and we got V.I.P. 

The owner shows us a lot of love, so he takes us 

To our seat and Trav orders a round of 151 and coke 

4 all of us, and that's when I seen her 

A stallion ass like pow, Chest like bang, 

Lips like ew, an angel man but she had the devils eyes, 

I had to have her cat 

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Verse 1 

Pass me the 151 and coke cat, then later 

We'll find where the dope at, but hold that, I seen 

Somethin' so fat that I wish I could've drove back to 

Get my kodac 

Strip teaser lovin' who got the visa got it then she will 

Please ya nada then she don't need ya prada Gucci for leisure 

It's her duty to feed ya amnesia caribou and tequiza 

Off the turn buckle baby bubba had the booty and boobies 

It was a nudy so cudie was a cutie I gotta get near 

Her I got a mucho deniro look at her look at herself in 

The mirror moving like shakira 

Made my way to the front of the stage hunits for days 

The body I wanted to praise will she get with a nigga 

Maybe she bent over and said thanx and I whispered 

In her ear 

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Chorus 

I love the way you make it slither baby, every night 

When I come thru that looks like somethin' that I 

Wanna run thru, (you want some ooow) you know I want you 

(Baby we can have fun too) 

(Repeat 2x) 

2nd Verse 

Will she ask me for a lap dance? Then Trav said 

She too fine fat chance, boy I'm Tech N9ne I rap 

And I slap hands with millionaires and plus I got stacks 

Man 

She approached me slowly, holy moly, Chef Boyardees cheese 

And Beef ravioli hold me close nose be op, how much evil can 

Dough provoke (How much?) She told me nope 

Said this one was on her, I'm hoping I can get the chance 

To put in on her she slithered on me put the booty on 

My lap and got ta girating, was I waiting for the 

Pushin' grabbing and vibrating 

But this is really when my pupils got to dilating 

What kind of magical hocus pocus was I facing 

Over and over tried to explain it the best that I could 

She put her mouth on the crotch of my pants and said (hddddddd) 

Chorus 

(Repeat 2x) 

3rd Verse 

Said she needed 400 to tip out I whip out the grip so 

Quick so we can dip out the trick house, told my homies 

Not to poke their lip out I'm going to rip out the guts and 

Try to throw my hip out 

Now it's time to trip out got at the bitch house was 3 

Fine female roommates my homies missed out, took me to 

Her room and threw me right on the bed got right on the head 

What a wonderful night it was said 

Then along came 3, 36 double D. Sizes kissin' and lickin' 

On me and they comin' to do what wake my dude up but 

One of them bitches bit me on the neck and drew blood 

Then the other and the others, instead of bud lovers 

I'm trapped with blood suckin' mutha fuckas 4 eternity 

Brought me here to straight feed on a nigga all 

Because I said to a stripper I love the way you make it' 

SSSLITHER.