Planet Rock 2k (original Version) Lyrics - The Worst - Tech N9ne

(intro:) 

You know what I'm sizzlin 

It's time to get this party started right baby 

Aw... my name. they call me Tech N9ne 

And I ah need a carabu lu 

Uh that's 151 malibu rum and pineapple juice 

You know what I'm sizzlin 

Ha! Uh you down't know what dat is 

Can't get the party started without that 

Let's do it 

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(verse 1:) 

You want me to jam I'm finna enta 

Brain waves came from insane days 

Make ya sick like bad mayonnaise 

(Tech N9ne) 

Got the remidie rhyme 

Infinity 

Criminally tryna be some shit 

I crack ya open like the youngest male Kennedy 

Got the whole planet rockin off the low blows 

Dammit I show flows and poke holes that's supposed to be yo'z 

Seekin my haters and in a dark alley tourmented by mine 

Dodgin the (tech 4x N9ne 4x) 

Now here's a message 

Liberace may Chocolatate' 

take em I'ma rock na 

Playa, nigga fuck what I say 

Photos 

Throw ya souls in the air like this 

Flash ya bar codes while I stick em 

with another hit up out of the abyss 

The Tech N9ne out to find vaginas 

Since the playa clubbin it, grubbin it 

Lovin that crema streama 

My thing when I flips I got to make sho that it's hot 

Gotta make the whole planet rock like this 

(Chorus:) 

Make that ass hop, don't stop 

Down south niggaz make the planet rock 

MIDWEST, too much ass in one room 

Rat-a-tat tat-a-tat tat-a-tat BOOM 

Make dat ass hop, make dat ass hop 

All da ladies in the party make the planet rock 

See dat ass hop, watch dat ass hop 

All da fellas like to see ya make da planet rock 

Hahaha dats way to much ass for me baby slow it down right here 

(Verse 2:) 

Call it what ya want it 

Ghetto futuristic come get up on it 

There's a black up in my sector can I jump on it 

Cause all we wanna do is 

Get drunk, get blowed, spin shits, and fuck hoes 

We quick to beat a buster down bad 

MidWest side put me in the sound lab 

Now I'm hot damn like a? 

I'm flippin backwards for you flow snatchers 

Blast ya'll 

When I ask me to playin fast ball 

Crash yall 

Glad yall 

Mad yall 

Cause last call was in the back of the club 

Bangin da hell outta dis bad bra 

On my planet we take no haters for granted 

They Kris Kross 

(10 seconds til lift off) 

Be somethin pistol grips off 

Ripped off 

The techniques I complete heat 

Retreat 69 to 6 feet 

Unique speeks freak tweeks 

Never let the BCs can it 

While the true trooper? of Tech Nena rock the planet 

(Chorus) 

Ay partna I got a wild one here 

man see if you can help me here with this thang 

It's all delicious baby 

(Verse 3:) 

I got dat type of funk to make ya? scream three 

Six rappaz beein hunted by a killa MC 

I neva killd a? with a 36D 

A party with the bitches on my planet lookin crispy 

Swiftly makin rappers do 360 

(Neva do three 6s) 

Otha niggas tryna dis me be 

(Under these prefixes) 

Non ill mouth 

Functional (N9ne) 

Rambuctional 

Neva let up off a heated mic till I'm comfortable 

Road Dawgs style 

57, 56 street gang 

Grips we gain 

Anybody wanna trips we bang 

Hit us with 

(? make em ask 4 it) 

(Makin hella hoes getta nut) 

(Make em put a? in dey butt) 

(Betta hope she a slut) 

(Nigga road neva give a fuck) 

Why the attitude 

Nena rache' got the sauce 

I'm mad casue the chiefs lost 

I'm pissed off 

In Kansas City 

I'm str8 from the abis 

Tech N9ne 

I got the planet rock with me 

The whole planet rock like this 

Nigga back up I aint know that was yo woman 

All the broke ass playa haters be quiet (YEAH) 

(Chorus) 

I can tell that you can tell that I'm twisted 

by the bulge in my pants so let's do it baby like this uh 

Kansas City make da Planet Rock (Ugh) 

St. Louis make da Planet Rock (Ugh) 

Missouri make da Planet Rock (Ugh) 

Chicago make da Planet Rock (Ugh) 

Lawrence, Kansas make da Planet Rock (Ugh) 

Topeka make da Planet Rock (Ugh) 

KCK make da Planet Rock (Ugh) 

Witchita make da Planet Rock (Ugh) 

Minnasota make da Planet Rock (Ugh) 

Cleveland make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Nebraska make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Oklahoma make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Detroit make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Mississippi make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Memphis make da Planet Rock (Bitch) 

Indiana make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Dakota make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Carolina make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Virginia make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

D.C make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Baton Rouge make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

New Orleans make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Arkansas make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Alabama make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Atlanta make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Houston make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Dallas make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Fort Worth make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Miami make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

New Jersey make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Philly make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

New York make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Las Vegas make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Arizona make da Planet Rock (BEATCH!) 

Seattle make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

California make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

L.A make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Englewood make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Compton make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Long Beach make da Planet Rock (BITCH!) 

Sacramento make da Planet Rock (ugh) 

Oaktown make da Planet Rock (BITCH) 

San Dieago make da Planet Rock (HOE) 

San Fransisco make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Mid-West make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

Down SOuth make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

East Coast make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

West Coast make da Planet Rock (say wha) 

I say ya mama make the planet Rock 

I say ya daddy make the planet rock 

I say ya mama sucked a dick cock 

(outro:) 

And we done 

Cut dat shit out! 

Motherfucker 

Pola Bear in da house 

Pola Bear track masta 98 style 

Motherfuckin Midwest side to da fullest 

Teck N9Ne, Don Juan 

Nigga 

We in the Bear tracks 

Punck ass bitch