Klusterfuk Lyrics - Klusterfuk - Tech N9ne

I was born in november, 8th day 1971st y'all 

9 oclock in the mornin, a christian girl in kansas city gave birth y'all 

She taught the kid how to love and give all praises to our maker till the earth fall 

Then mama married a muslim when I was 12 and that transition was the worst y'all 

I converted to Islam but every once in awhile I read a bible verse y'all 

How am I to refrain from eatin pork and havin christmas when I thirst all 

All of this it was blended many religions plenty women got my shirt y'all 

At home no longer attended when I was 17 I bounced like a nerf ball 

Yeeeeah 

Spit it big quick 

My day, I slay, pie may, trick don't get a bitch hit (questionable) 

I'm mastering it, I'm flyin around with equipment 

Really big time and now I'm not fittin this bitch 

I'm ridin around and I'm grittin it 

To the people the people that want the evil I'm givin you, that and a couple others a KLUS-TER-FUK 

Of a brother which you discover to KRUSH-MUCKS-UP 

In the gutter cause I'm a thug and they TOUGH-JUST-STRUCK 

On you MUUHFUCKAS I'll be the BLOOD BROTHA givin you LOVE FROM the SLUG if you BUG on a nigga 

TUG on a trigger no HUGS I'm a kiss her with GRUNGES and PLUG her with DRUGS when I give her 

dick 

Fatherly, when I spit on these kiddies don't bother me 

In the brown and red dickies, Mahogany 

Red all over me like I hit an artery 

Fuck all of these, hypocrites, lick a dick, Just swallow me 

If you follow me and wanted to abolish me 

When I'm honestly, a straight oddity 

I'm just twisted, non-fictitious, on this wicked, shit spit it big quick 

Ready whenever machete will sever the head or be dead up in the lake or in the metal and big thick bricks 

Pucker up, suck this nutter butter gutter slut 

If you wonder what is uttered this is KLUSTERFUK 

Ever seen a nigga with hella followers and they love a nigga so much he be wantin to tell them to kill 

HA HA HA HA HAAAA, and they will 

So ya better watch that, no this ain't a shock tactic got that bit down to the grill 

Heheheheheheheeeeh, WAY REAL 

I got the shit that get the crowd jumpin 

My shit a lotta thumpin silly just like a DRUNKEN MONKEY 

Nigga we PUNKIN FLUNKIES 

Killa we KRUNK N FUNKY 

Uhh... PUMPING CHUNKY 

Uhh... BOOTY BITCHES IN THE BUNK WITH A DONKEY EH! 

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Crazy, I might be way in my psyche laid as a bright p.a 

Playin, they wanna fight me, they don't really like me, they gonna not replay 

Yeah I'm good and a little bit of evil 

Inside of me, they about equal 

Call it a bust, when I'm all in a rut 

I'm a Klusterfuk, nigga y'all are just 

fecal 

Growin up low enough, musta sucked 

people 

Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk 

fecal 

Growin up low enough, musta sucked 

people 

Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk 

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Talk about growin up fucked up, I grew up with a mentally I'll mother, so it's no wonder that I'm slightly askew 

Her fanatical religious views had me sittin in pews 8 days a week, and because of that me and God didn't speak for a while 

Now I crack a smile when asked my religious preference 

I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK 

I mixed up all the stuff religion that had to offer, boiled it in my cauldron till the bullshit burned off it 

All that was left was love, I can't say I always rise above the trivial shit in my life cause I don't 

Sometimes my ego won't allow me to walk away, if you know what I'm sayin 

I've done a lot of drugs, shit, I've done a lot of thugs, but in the end 

As long as I'm aligned with love, I KNOW I'm livin righteous 

By a landslide my energy 

Will kill a man why try mimic me 

Cause the fans tied identically 

Love it when the fans buy my memories 

By a landslide my energy 

Will kill a man why try mimic me 

Cause the fans tied identically 

Love it when the fans buy my memories 

By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked) 

Will kill a man why try mimic me 

Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk) 

Love it when the fans buy my memories 

By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked) 

Will kill a man why try mimic me 

Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk) 

Love it when the fans buy my memories