Freaky Lyrics - Tech N9ne

FREAK 

This is for my tail clappers, mail stackers 

Ass shakers, cash makers, who blast Vegas 

Yo, this is for the freaks baby, petite ladies 

Even my cellulite ladies, this is Tech N9ne, baby 

When I was 5 years old, 

My uncle snuck me into a drive-in show 

Got in without pay I hid between Jimmy and Babe Roe 

A triple X flick didn't even know what I was in for 

Yo 

I seen some things that made me feel kinda funny inside 

I seen some things that my momma wouldn't want me 

To see at this size, I seen some stuff, homeboys in the back 

Was huffin' and puffin', windows foggy 

Didn't know when I come of age, I'd be a gluten for muffins 

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Homeboy when I seen this I mean this 

I was really shocked 

And my teammate was really fiendish 

It got really hot 

Feelin' blanket a little squeamish 

But I didn't want it to stop 

My uncle said now, Tez don't piss your pants 

Everybody laughed and presented to watch 

Went back to school yo, the next day 

Didn't look at home girls the same way 

Started askin' neighbors can they girls come out to play 

Instead of hide and go seek, it's hide and get it with no delay 

I grew this thing called freaky, y'all 

Sex on my brain, it was the best thing 

I caught it when I was young an honorary 

Just a baby havin' nasty dreams 

Photos 

I heard it was a Zodiac thing they say 

Scorpio's are known to be freaks 

I see somethin' lookin' good I say dwam 

And when I see that ass hop I get geek 

Time kept her movin' though my shell is closed 

Fly looking at young girlie's saying her tail is swole 

I am already sittin' there hopin' that hell is cold 

N9ne lost his virginity when he was 12 years old 

Wit a girl named Marlene, me and her was starvin' 

For each other under the covers cooped up like sardines 

My hard thing started bargin', farted was retarded 

When it spit on her we started to arguin' 

Here's a message to the young folks 

Don't try this at home 

Don't start it early like Tech N9ne 

Wait till you are grown 

When I was in high school 

I'd wake up in the mornin' after I took a shower 

I'd put on a non-lubricated condom 

'Cause it could be on at any hour 

In my brain is like a disease 

I see a fine girl walking by I'm on her like freeze 

I ain't gotta let her know I write hits or I got cheese 

All she gotta do is look into my eyes 

Get her hypnotized and watch her open them LEG's 

I grew this thing called freaky, y'all 

Sex on my brain, it was the best thing 

I caught it when I was young an honorary 

Just a baby havin' nasty dreams 

I heard it was a Zodiac thing they say 

Scorpio's are known to be freaks 

I see somethin' lookin' good I say dwam 

And when I see that ass hop I get geek 

Nowadays I'm off up in adult clubs, I cannot shake it 

Pretty women I wanna give 'em more love, I cannot fake it 

Freaky virus you got me off in lust when that's where you bring us 

Got me lovin' really big bust and that cunnilingus 

I still be watching pornos, eatin' Digiornos 

My hormones been runnin' wild since the day that I was born on 

Tossed ya, broke it off ya in the kitchen, I'ma post ya 

On the sink we breakin' dishes, Michael Douglas and Glenn Close, ya 

Do you really wanna get up in the bed wit a psycho sex fiend 

If you never wanna do it in the flesh we could do it in a wet dream 

Im'ma get up in your brain no pain it'll be me and you, cha, cha 

In a minute before I get in it 

I'm gonna tell you boo what I really wanna do I wanna 

I grew this thing called freaky, y'all 

Sex on my brain, it was the best thing 

I caught it when I was young an honorary 

Just a baby havin' nasty dreams 

I heard it was a Zodiac thing they say 

Scorpio's are known to be freaks 

I see something lookin' good I say dwam 

And when I see that ass hop I get geek 

Scorpios Aquarius, Gemini, Cancer 

Leo, Virgo, Libra, Taurus, Capricorn 

Sagittarius, Pisces, Aries 

I see somethin' lookin' good I say dwam 

And when I see that ass hop I get geek