Only When I'm Drunker Lyrics - Singles - Tash

I get drunk and I stumble to the mic 

Stay drunk all week, I'm at my peak like pike 

I'm never at my peak, I'm killin' fifth after fifth 

I drink mo' 40's than Tash and E-Swift 

Uh, huh, I drink more than both of y'all 

I hold more liquor than a bank on Crenshaw 

And Tash you can't drink brew, you know you the nigga who 

Be all on yo' nads after just a swig or two 

Nigga you trippin', must be that Zima you was sippin' 

Yo' accountant couldn't count how many bottles I be grippin' 

And flip it in the trash 'cause I downed 'em with ease 

While you on yo' knees 

(About to pass somebody yo' keys) 

I even had to pay the taxi the last time you asked me 

You start off on yo' feet but always wind up on yo' back G 

Bro you should know you can't drink with Rico 

While you down yo' shit slow, I'm on my ninth Cuervo 

Aiyyo at every single show, you be layin' on the flo' 

Swearin' up and down, you neva' gonna drink no mo' 

But I get to' up, from the flo' up, and never throw up 

One little wine cooler and you wanna beat yo' hoe up 

I never call it quits, I don't know my own limit 

This Alkaholiks shit is for real, it ain't a gimmick 

You might fuck around and catch a liver disease 

Fuckin' with these Likwit MC's, hip hop drunkies 

Don't you think it's 'bout time 

To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? 

Don't you think it's 'bout time 

To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? 

Curvoiseir, coke and rum 

Alize and one five one 

Heineken, Hennesey 

Juice and gin, brass monkey 

Yo, yo, I pledge allegiance to the bottle, the cup and the can 

In front of the bar, that's where I stand 

And to the alcohol for which I fall 

And the cold porcelain in the bathroom stall 

One drunk nation under God inebriated 

With liberty and justice to anyone who's faded 

Drink drink drunk until I can't hack it 

Until the little man fall off the horse on my polo jacket 

When I get drunk once again 

I spent all my yen on ten bottles of gin 

Likwit 'til I'm stiff, damn I love this riff 

The Ro gotta go, I pass the mic to E-Swift 

I drink a lot of beers, my life's a black version of 'Cheers' 

Everyday sit at the bar and take shots with my peers 

I've been doin' this for years, ain't no amateurs here 

I've been drinkin' 40's longer than most niggaz careers 

I've got the bitches grinnin' while the whole world is spinnin' 

You suffer from double vision and I'm just beginnin' 

You always pass out, wake up and don't remember me 

You could write a book with all your hangover remedies 

I thought you knew, I've been drinkin' since high school 

While I down this Olde English, you sippin' your O'Douls 

I'm makin' beer runs at ten minutes to two 

While you still sippin' on your first motherfuckin' brew 

Don't you think it's 'bout time 

To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? 

Don't you think it's 'bout time 

To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? 

Curvoiseir, coke and rum 

Alize and one five one 

Heineken, Hennesey 

Juice and gin, brass monkey 

A lot of niggaz can't drink, but hoes is even worse 

They order three drinks but can't finish the first 

I see 'em reachin' in they purse about to roll that sack of weed 

Knowin' that's the combination that they really don't need 

'Cause girls take a sip, get fucked up quick 

Pass out, wake up 

(What's this?) 

It's a dick 

Baby girl, you lookin' sick, you lookin' plastered like a poster 

You was talkin' all that shit, now you need some Alka-Seltzer 

You wobblin', weeblin', fuckin' up your evenin' 

That smoke that you breathin' got that ass on spin 

While yo' homegirls is like 

(Where the fuck you been?) 

In the girl's bathroom, fucked up since ten 

Yeah, I seen her, she thought she was a graceful ballerina 

Now that ass is too drunk to drive herself to the marina 

So she comin' home with me because, I don't give a fuck 

Might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk 

Don't you think it's 'bout time 

To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? 

Don't you think it's 'bout time 

To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? 

Don't you think it's 'bout time 

To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? 

Don't you think it's 'bout time 

To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? 

When I get drunk 

When I get drunk 

We doin' big thangs, knahmsayin'? 

Ha ha, we fucked up now 

You know what's goin down, Alkaholiks 

Got my niggaz up in this motherfucker 

My niggaz and you know it, I ain't solo, I ain't dolo