I Am The Walrus Lyrics - Tartaglian Theorem - Tartaglia

I am he as you are he as you are me 

And we are all together 

See how they run like pigs from a gun 

See how they fly 

I'm crying 

Sitting on a cornflake 

Waiting for the van to come 

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday 

Man you've been a naughty boy 

You let your face grow long 

I am the eggman 

They are the eggmen 

I am the walrus 

Goo goo g' joob 

Mr. City policeman sitting 

Pretty little policemen in a row 

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky 

See how they run 

I'm crying 

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying 

Yellow matter custard 

Dripping from a dead dog's eye 

Crabalocker fishwife 

Pornographic priestess 

Boy, you've been a naughty girl 

You let your knickers down 

I am the eggman 

They are the eggmen 

I am the walrus 

Goo goo g' joob 

Sitting in an English garden 

Waiting for the sun 

If the sun don't come you get a tan 

From standing in the English rain 

I am the eggman 

("How do you do sir") 

They are the eggmen 

("The man maintains a fortune") 

I am the walrus 

Goo goo g' joob Goo Goo Goo g' joob 

Expert, texpert choking smokers 

Don't you think the joker laughs at you 

(Ho ho ho hee hee hee hah hah hah) 

See how they smile like pigs in a sty 

See how they snide 

I'm crying 

Semolina Pilchard 

Climbing up the Eiffel tower 

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna 

Man, you should have seen them kicking 

Edgar Allen Poe 

I am the eggman 

They are the eggmen 

I am the walrus 

Goo goo g' joob 

Goo goo goo g' joob 

Goo goo g' joob 

Goo goo goo g' joob 

Goo goo 

Juba juba juba 

Juba juba juba 

Juba juba juba 

Juba juba 

(Oh I'm tired, servicible villain 

Set you down father, rest you)