Zero Dude Lyrics - Tankard

Sticky hands, smelly feet 

Badly breath, fart of death 

Please don't mind my running nose 

I've got everything you need 

I gotta good feet, this is a good deal 

Gimme your Dollars, make it real 

Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade 

Don't think about it, don't hesitate 

Come on in, look around 

Please beware, rancid air 

I sell guns and animals 

See my sex-toys? Best in town! 

A piece of cake, a piece of cake 

Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo 

I have the coolest and lowest prices 

The people call me "Zero Dude" 

My hair is fake, my hair is fake 

No problem, man, I've got attitude 

I am the man with the million lighters 

The people call me "Zero Dude" 

Russian furs, french perfums 

Irish stew, british glue 

I sell safes and satellites 

Michael Jackson's silicon 

I gotta good feet, this is a good deal 

Gimme your Dollars, make it real 

Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade 

Don't think about it, don't hesitate 

Tell your friend 'bout my shop 

Come again, buy a lot 

Doesn't matter, if you're broke 

I take your wife, if she is hot 

A piece of cake, a piece of cake 

Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo 

I have the coolest and lowest prices 

The people call me "Zero Dude" 

My hair is fake, my hair is fake 

No problem, man, I've got attitude 

I am the man with the million lighters 

The people call me "Zero Dude" 

Sticky hands, smelly feet 

Badly breath, fart of death 

Please don't mind my running nose 

I've got everything you need 

I gotta good feet, this is a good deal 

Gimme your Dollars, make it real 

Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade 

Don't think about it, don't hesitate 

Come on in, look around 

Please beware, rancid air 

I sell guns and animals 

See my sex-toys? Best in town! 

A piece of cake, a piece of cake 

Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo 

I have the coolest and lowest prices 

The people call me "Zero Dude"...