Ugly, Fat And Still Alive Lyrics - Tankard

Early in the eighties 

The brealdancers very strong 

But we destroyed their discos 

The day and all night long 

Our loudness was incredible 

Our metal alcoholical 

Zombies attacked us from behind 

But we survived the Berlin nights 

Ugly, fat and alive 

Twenty years of thrash 'til death 

Ugly, fat and alive 

Bangin' 'til our final breath 

Ugly, fat and alive 

Always held the bottles high 

Ugly, fat and alive 

And then we joined the beer-wars 

Invasion chemical 

We puked into the tour bus 

The morning after smell 

Our loudness was incredible 

Our metal alcoholical 

There knocked an alien at my door 

"Meaning of life?" it asked me for 

Ugly, fat and alive 

Twenty years of thrash 'til death 

Ugly, fat and alive 

Bangin' 'til our final breath 

Ugly, fat and alive 

Always held the bottles high 

Ugly, fat and alive 

We won't be stone cold sober 

Like our two-faced manager 

We do the tankard club tour 

No groupies there at all 

Our loudness was incredible 

Our metal alcoholical 

We still destroy all discos 

The kings of beer are back, let's go 

Ugly, fat and alive 

Twenty years of thrash 'til death 

Ugly, fat and alive 

Bangin' 'til our final breath 

Ugly, fat and alive 

Always held the bottles high 

Ugly, fat and alive