The Morning After Lyrics - Tankard

Can this be or am I dreaming? 

What a mess! 

Woke up drunk lying on the floor 

This cannot be, my place is trashed 

Broken bottles everywhere 

Vomit oozing, down the stairs 

I asked myself, how did this happen? 

Don't recall 

Why the nasty, pounding headache? 

I need relief, where's the tylenol? 

Lying in my bed 

With a swollen head 

What did I do? 

I always regret the morning after 

Morning's passed, now I think I remember 

Holy shit 

Ugly bitch playing with my member 

Mutated sow with an extra tit 

Senseless ruckus late at night 

That's when we began to fight 

Four a.m. and we were hungry 

Cooked some food 

Ate until the fridge was empty 

Then they left, all their bellies full 

Now my brain feels like mashed potatoes 

Getting sick 

I swear to kick this nasty habit 

And never drink for ever more 

Headache ceases, all is fine 

Getting thirsty, where's the wine? 

I cannot stop though I'm seeing double 

Sloshed again 

I know, it's sad but I really need it 

'Cause alcohol is my only friend 

Lying in my bed 

With a swollen head 

What did I do? 

Lying in my bed 

With a swollen head 

What did I do? 

I always regret the morning after