Talk Show Prostitute Lyrics - Tankard

Barbe! Help me please! 

Your show is an avenue for the prostitute in me 

You want to see my private parts? 

Or see the girl that broke my heart? 

She's drilling me just to make your day 

But I don't care 'cause I like to pay 

Is schlager in or schlager out? 

Do you care what it's all about? 

Or are you bored beyond belief 

'cause your home, sick and need relief? 

I am a Talk Show Prostitute 

I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs 

I am a Talk Show Prostitute 

You iron one more shirt and watch commercial dirt 

I am a Talk Show Prostitute 

I fill the empty spaces in your boring life 

Is this the future on T.V.? 

You watch as I exploit me here 

My friend, it's public larceny 

Kick back while I get my feet 

My world is open for the mass 

You suckers now can kiss my ass 

The pay-check's coming in the mail 

The money's good - but the themes are stale 

I am a Talk Show Prostitute 

I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs 

I am a Talk Show Prostitute 

You iron one more shirt and watch commercial dirt 

I am a Talk Show Prostitute 

I fill the empty spaces in your boring life 

Meiser! Help me please! 

Your show is an avenue for the prostitute in me 

I am a Talk Show Prostitute 

I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs 

I am a Talk Show Prostitute 

You iron one more shirt and watch commercial dirt 

I am a Talk Show Prostitute 

I fill the empty spaces in your boring life