Space Beer Lyrics - Tankard

Read in the morning paper 

They're shooting up another satellite 

Experiment on the final frontier 

To create the ultimate beer 

Precious yeast spinning in orbit 

Unrestrained gravity fades 

Nobody knows what this brew will be 

A magic potion? Chemistry? 

Everybody loves the new beer 

So good you want to drink it day in night 

It's better that and Pils, any Ex 

Makes you feel like really good sex 

If you're sick, don't fear the doctor 

'Cos he has wonderful news: 

a case of Beer will replace the pills 

A drink of healing cures your ills 

A new idea - great innovation 

Future beer - it's a sensation 

Chuck it down, tap another barrel 

Magic potion out of space 

Chuck it down, it's a drinker's heaven 

Live it up and drink this beer 

Space beer! Space beer! 

Space beer - this is what I like 

Space beer - it tastes alright 

If you stick to drinking Space beer 

Hangovers - headaches will be in the past 

The Sci-Fi-booze makes you healthy and wise 

Your dick and brain will grow in size 

If you're bald, it'll make your hair grow 

If you're not, drink it for fun 

Your liver wants more and more of it 

It keeps your stomach strong and fit 

We love it - a beermaniac Utopia 

We want it - oktobertest comucopia 

Future beer is so fantastic 

There is no end to what this stuff can do 

It multiplied - it's no trick of the light 

Empty bottles fill overnight 

It's the best nothing can match it 

Number one - galaxy wide 

The aliens from all over space 

Will come to earth to get a taste 

A new idea - great innovation 

Future beer - it's a sensation