R.t.v. Lyrics - Tankard

Nine o'clock on channel six 

Get the beer and get the chips 

Death is live opon the screen 

It's reality TV! 

New disasters! Don't you miss 

All the details - we'll be back right after this 

Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews 

Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care 

Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud 

Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud 

Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood 

On patrol with cameras 

Gonna make some victims stars 

TV vamps, for blood we thirst 

Help that man, but shoot him first 

Moving pictures full of pain 

Voyeurism - wet your ass and fry your brain 

Zoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in head 

Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears 

Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud 

Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud 

Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood 

Should there be a day of peace 

We've our something up to sleeves 

Our "assistant" will commit 

Any shit to land a hit 

Want to be on live TV? 

Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see 

Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud 

Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud 

Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood