Need Money For Beer Lyrics - Tankard

I was born in beer, my object of lust 

But got no money, still drink I must 

I search my pockets, and what do I find 

Useless cleenex to wipe my behind 

I need a Goddamn brew 

That's why I've come to you 

You bastard, I hate you 

I kill you, you can lick my butt 

So pious and gracious 

Intention isn't very clear 

You bastard, still hate you 

Need money for a fucking beer 

You've got the cash, so give it to me 

Dig you in your Wallet and set me free 

Expect no thanks, you can kiss my ass 

I'll ball your girlfriend and cum with class 

I need a Goddamn brew 

That's why I've come to you 

You bastard, I hate you 

I kill you, you can lick my butt 

So pious and gracious 

Intention isn't very clear 

You bastard, still hate you 

Need money for a fucking beer 

You bastard, I hate you 

I kill you, you can lick my butt 

You bastard, still hate you 

Need money for a fucking beer 

I was born in beer, my object of lust 

But got no money, still drink I must 

I search my pockets, and what do I find 

Useless cleenex to wipe my behind 

You bastard, I hate you 

I kill you, you can lick my butt 

So pious and gracious 

Intention isn't very clear 

You bastard, still hate you 

Need money for a fucking beer