Commandments Lyrics - Tankard

Moral law! The drinker's guide 

Was handed down by god 

Sacred law for man to follow 

Revere them as your own 

Life's too short to waste your brew 

It's plain to see-obey the rules 

Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill 

Just drink your beer - Commandments 

Thou shalt not puke cause there's no excuse 

Just drink your beer - Commandments 

Mankind was long deprived 

Of the rules encased in stone 

Ten written the rest were lost 

When will they be found? 

Laws misplaced for centuries 

Where can they be? The brewery! 

Rejoice I The time is now 

Fulfill Your sacred vows 

Pay need to the blessed stone 

Respect the holy law 

Life's too short to waste your brew 

It's plain to see-obey the rules 

Laws misplaced for centuries 

Where can they be? The brewery!