Dumb Ways To Die Lyrics - Singles - Tangerine Kitty

Set fire to your hair 

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 

Eat medicine that's out of date 

use your private parts as piranha bait 

Chorus: 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die 

Get your toast out with a fork 

Do your own electrical work 

Teach yourself how to fly 

Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie 

Chorus: 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die 

Invite a psycho-killer inside 

Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride 

Take your helmet off in outer space 

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place 

Chorus: 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die 

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet 

Eat a tube of superglue 

I wonder, what's this red button will do? 

chorus: 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die 

Dress up like a moose during hunting season 

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 

Stand on the edge of a train station platform 

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing 

Run across the tracks between the platforms 

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly 

The dumbest ways to die 

The dumbest ways to die 

The dumbest ways to die 

So many dumb 

So many dumb ways to die 

die die die die die die die die 

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