The Bidding Lyrics - Tally Hall

i've been sleeping in a cardboard box 

spending every dollar at the liquor shop 

and even though i know i haven't got a lot 

i'll try to give you love until the day you drop 

i've been training like a pavlov dog 

sent my independence out to take a hike 

all you got to do is activate my bell 

and I'll fetch you anything you like 

going once! going twice! 

every man here has a price! 

oer where? over there! sold! 

to not a single lady in here 

i've been in like a thousand times 

dated every woman in the atmosphere 

i've been to every continent 

broken all the hearts in every hemisphere 

and if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent 

just remember not to love me when I disa- 

i graduated at the top 

i like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie 

so if you have a fantasy of being a queen 

maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me 

going once! going twice! 

won't these gentlemen suffice 

any here? any there? 

any motions anywhere? 

going twice! going thrice! 

guess this means we'll go four times a lady 

i promise i'll be all you'll need, ever need 

you'll never have to shop around (don't shop around) 

and i'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need 

don't worry i will never let you down, let you down 

don't worry i will never let you down 

so many ladies are wanting for mates 

and the prospects are good but the date's never great 

over here! over there! over where? anywhere! 

they're too busy with winning the bidding to care 

and he's 

sold