Thug Story Lyrics - T Pain

T SWIZZLE AND T PIZZLE 

I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floor 

You shorties never thought 

I dreamed about rapping hardcore 

No I ain't got a gun 

No I never really been in a club 

Still live with my parents 

But I'm still a thug 

I'm so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night 

You out clubbing, but I just made caramel delight 

T-Swift and T-Pain rappin on the same track 

It's a thug story tell me can you handle that 

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I had a dream last night I had high-top Nikes 

I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic 

By the time I woke up I was singing "I'm on a Booooaaaattt" 

cuz I'm a singer turned rapper 

Shorty I'ma make ya 

Straight to the top, yo 

Shorty I'ma take ya 

You can call me T-Sweezy now I'm a rap star 

It's a thug story now tell them who you are 

Singer turned gangster 

You don't wanna fight me 

Straight to the top 

In my extra small white tee 

T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same track 

It's a thug story tell me now can you get with that 

What! what! I knit sweaters yo! 

What! what! don't test me (bleep) 

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Hey hold on, hold on 

I didn't even say anything 

What? 

I said "yo" 

Yup 

You guys bleeped me and 

I didn't even say anything 

I didn't even swear 

She didn't even swear 

Hello?