Chopped N Screwed Lyrics - T Pain

Yeah! 

Yeah yeah! 

Whoa, ohh 

Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty 

Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty 

Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty 

Don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me 

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me 

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me 

Yeah, yeah yeah 

Have you ever seen 

A dime piece all alone at the bar, bar-bar? 

Straight out of a magazine 

And you just want to let her know who you are, are-are 

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So you say, let me buy you a drink 

Or a little conversation 

If that's what you want to do, do-do 

Then she said, love is about to end 

Then you said, why don't you come to my crib? 

Then she said, I can't leave my friends 

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed 

Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed 

You've officially been dance-dance screwed 

And 'ewed-'ewed, chopped screwed-screwed 

You've officially been chopped and screwed 

And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed 

You've officially been screwed 

Screwed, screw-screw 

Chop-chop and screwed 

You've officially been danced and screwed 

Photos 

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me, yeah 

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw screw, chopped and screwed 

Shawty don't chop, Shawty Shawty don't screw me, hey yeah 

Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me, yeah 

Have you ever been in the VIP room 

Of your favorite street club, club-club 

And you got a shawty on you 

Kissing on your neck 

Making you feel like she so in love, love-love 

Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks 

And you feeling like it's about that time to cuddle up, up-up 

And you said, shawty what's really up? 

And she takes big sip out yo cup 

Then she said, that'll be 60 bucks 

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed, screwed-screwed 

Chopped-chopped and screwed 

You've officially been dance-dance screwed 

And 'ewed-'ewed chopped, screwed-screwed (Luda-Luda, ha ha ha) 

You've officially been chopped and screwed 

Nah-nah-nah 

Shawty why you acting all like that, like that 

Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me? 

Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em 

But even more I bet you really can't live with out me 

You-you must of flipped yo wig 

You got to be out yo mind 

I chop ch-chop you screw-you screw 

You out-of-yo, out-of-yo spine 

Back breaker, put you over my knee 

Put you on punishment woman, and I'll spank ya 

Have you praising the lord 

Like thank you, thank you, thank you 

Lord I want to thank you 

But have you ever met a women that will lead you on 

And steer you wrong instead of please ya? 

Have you singing this song 

Cause all night long she did nothing but 

Flirt and tease ya 

But I got to admit that I have 

Put one in the air sit back and I laugh 

Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad? 

Probably cause of the amount of booty that I grabbed 

Coming back to haunt me 

So instead of being put into submission and subdued 

Guess what dawg? ha ha ha, Lu-Lu-Luda 

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed 

Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed 

You've officially been dance-dance screwed 

And 'ewed-'ewed, chopped screwed-screwed 

You've officially been chopped and screwed 

And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed 

You've officially been screwed 

Screwed, screw-screw 

Chop-chopped and screwed 

You've officially been danced and screwed 

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me (Yeah) 

Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw-screw, (Chopped and screwed) 

Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't screw me 

Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me-me me-me me-me-me