Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Lyrics - Sweeney Todd

Ladies and gentlemen 

May I have your attention please? 

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair 

To discover your pillow is covered with hair 

What ought not to be there? 

Well, ladies and gentlemen 

From now on you can waken with ease 

You need never again have a worry or care 

I will show you a miracle marvelous rare 

Gentlemen, you are about to see something 

What rose from the dead on the top of my head 

'Twas Pirelli's Miracle elixir 

That's what did the trick, sir 

True, sir, true, was it quick, sir? 

Did it in a tick, sir 

Just like an elixir ought to do 

How about a bottle, mister? 

Only costs a penny, guaranteed 

Penny buys a bottle, I don't know 

You don't need, ah, let's go 

Go ahead and tug, sir 

Go ahead, sir, harder 

Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? 

You can have my oath, sir 

'Tis unique, rub a minute 

Stimulatin', in'it? 

Soon you'll have to thin it 

Once a week 

Gently dab it, gets to be a habit 

Soon there'll be enough, sir 

Somebody can grab it 

See that chap with hair like Shelley's? 

You can tell 'e's used Pirelli's 

Let me have a bottle 

Make that two 

Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stink? 

Smells to me like piss and looks like ink 

Buy Pirelli's Miracle elixir 

Anything what's slick, sir 

Soon sprouts curls, try Pirelli's 

When they see how thick, sir 

You can have your pick, sir, of the girls 

See Pirelli's Miracle elixir 

Grow a little wick, sir 

Then some fuzz, the Pirelli's 

Soon'll make it thick, sir 

Like a good elixir always does 

Trust Pirelli's 

If your hair is sick, sir 

Fix it in a nick, sir 

Don't look grim 

Just Pirelli's miracle elixir 

That'll do the trick, sir 

What about the money? 

If you've got a kick, sir 

What about the money? 

Where is this Pirelli? 

Go and get Pirelli 

Tell it to the mixer 

Of the miracle elixir 

If you've got a kick, sir 

What about our money? 

Where is this Pirelli?