Lumberjack Christmas / No One Can Save You From Christmases Past Lyrics - Sufjan Stevens

One, two, three, four! 

Oh no, the rugged sew 

The great back yard, and the cold North Pole 

I resent that Santa went and left us in the Alamo 

Would you like to stay a while and dance with me? 

(Would you like to stay a while and dance with me?) 

Would you like to wrap the gifts and have a drink? 

(Would you like to wrap the gifts and have a drink?) 

The only one condition, I've got the premonition 

That Christmas is a vision, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho 

If drinking makes it easy (so have one here) 

The music's kind of cheesy (and share our cheer) 

The specials on the TV (the specials on the TV screen) 

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho 

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The dreams go, and stay below 

Cattle call, and the old dark sew 

I respect that Santa left, to save his kids from the winter cold 

Would you like to stay a while and dance with me? 

(Would you like to stay a while and dance with me?) 

Mistletoe, and chestnuts roasting on the street 

(Mistletoe and chestnuts roasting) 

The only one condition, I've got the premonition 

That Christmas is a vision, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho 

If drinking makes it easy (so have one here) 

The music's kind of cheesy (and share our cheer) 

The specials on the TV (the specials on the TV screen) 

No one save you from Christmas's past 

You'll have to love him, or leave him at last 

No one can save you from Christmas's past 

You'll have to love him, or leave him at last 

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No one can save you from Christmas's past 

You'll have to love him, or leave him at last 

No one can save you from Christmas's past 

You'll have to love him, or leave him at last 

No one can save you from Christmas's . . .