Date Rape Lyrics - Sublime: Greatest Hits - Sublime

Let me tell you about a girl I know 

Had a drink about a hour ago 

Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell 

She heard a noise and she looked through the door 

And saw a man she'd never seen before 

Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile 

Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door 

And took an empty seat next to her at the bar 

"My brand new car is parked right outside 

How'd ya like to go for a ride?" 

And she said "Wait a minute I have to think" 

He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink" 

One drink turned into three or four and they left and got into his car 

And they drove away someplace real far 

Now babe the time has come 

How'd ya like to have a little fun? 

And she said "if we could only please be on our way, I will not run" 

That's when things got out of control 

She didn't want to, he had his way 

She said, "let's go" 

He said, "no way!" 

Come on babe it's your lucky day 

Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way 

Come on baby don't be afraid 

If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid 

He finished up and he started the car 

He turned around and drove back to the bar 

He said "now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad" 

She picked up a rock, threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar 

Come on party people won't you listen to me 

Date rape stylee 

The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law 

Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court 

Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, "she lies that little slut!" 

The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him twenty five years 

And now his eyes are filled wit tears 

One night in jail it was getting late 

He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed 

But the guards paid no attention to his cries 

That's when things got out of control 

The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny 

But that's the way it had to be 

They locked him up and threw away the key 

Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind 

Even though he now takes it in the behind 

But that's the way it had to be 

They locked him up and threw away the key 

Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind 

Even though he now takes it in the behind 

Date rape! 

She didn't want to, she didn't want to, she didn't want to, she didn't want to 

Take it!